Council Launches "Eyes Forward" Initiative to Combat Unauthorised Peripheral Vision

Scarfolk Council's Department of Public Safety (DPS) today unveiled its latest initiative, "Eyes Forward," designed to safeguard citizens from the psychological dangers of unauthorised peripheral vision. The program, which begins roll-out this Monday, aims to re-educate the populace on appropriate visual engagement with their surroundings.

Council Declares Single Use of All Standard Tea Towels Now Compulsory

The Municipal Department for Domestic Efficiency (MDDE) has issued a new directive concerning the use of standard domestic tea towels. Effective immediately, all tea towels owned by Scarfolk citizens must now be considered strictly single-use items.